Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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