i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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