It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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