Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
