I need help removing her.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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