He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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