he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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