no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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