You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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