Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My pussy is not your playground.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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