you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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