How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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