Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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