She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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