that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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