it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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