I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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