you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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