therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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