They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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