I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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