So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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