Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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