Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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