Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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