I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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