But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i love accidental penises.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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