You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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