Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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