I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
