omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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