I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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