Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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