I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
