her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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