think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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