I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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