found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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