I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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