why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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