At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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