I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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