How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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