did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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