So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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