She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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