I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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