i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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