I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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