people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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