...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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