the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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