There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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