oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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