great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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