Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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