I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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