He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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